Being stuck in your biz is like a permanent case of blue balls.
(I don’t have the equipment to be completely sure, but I’m pretty confident.)
(People have since emailed to tell me I am right in this assessment.)
The entire goddamn world becomes about that ache. It gnaws at you every moment, saying, ”For the love of all that’s holy, deal with us. Now. Now.” When you sleep, when you try and do other work, all the time there’s a little pitchfork jabbing, jabbing. C’mon, give us what we neeeeed.
Being stuck in your biz is also like a logjam.
(Can I bring the mixed metaphors or what?)
A logjam is a gigantic immobile mass, a river-choking lump that can go for miles. But it’s made up of individual bits of wood. Remove a few key pieces, and suddenly the logjam just… disappears.
To me, that’s what getting stuck in your business feels like: a blue-balls logjam.
This is bad, because it’s excruciating. But it’s also good, because it doesn’t take very much to solve the problem.
I am amazingly good at helping my clients spot the key logs in the giant river-choking pile of stuck. My clients love it, because the relief is exquisite. And I love helping, because I feel like a giant wizard.
Because getting unstuck can be magical.
Change one variable, or add one extra fact, or look at the pattern from two steps back, and BLAMMO! everything suddenly just works.
I have my inner fifteen-year-old in a madly giggling headlock right now, but she has a point: there’s definitely a whole big bunch of wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am jokes I could be making here.
It feels fucking fantastic to get unstuck.
Thus, the Delogjamification.
You need some relief and you need it fast.
So as soon as you hit that button and pay $100, you’ll get an email with two things:
- Four straightforward questions to get the lay of the land
- A link to my scheduler
We’re only gonna need a half-hour to get this logjam unstuck, which means there will almost always be a slot open for you in the next day or two. Quick relief, no waiting!
Then we’ll meet on Skype and I’ll work mah mojo. It will mostly involve me asking really obvious questions. (You can listen to the recording again after and check.)
But then, I’ll rephrase what you said in a way that makes everything suddenly clear. Or you’ll say, ”It sounds so obvious now I’m telling you…” Or you find the missing horseshoe nail.
Everything changes. Everything.
All of the logs break up and float away, and you know the one thing you need to do next. And you can do it! Woo-freaking-hoo!
When we hang up, you’ll do the hallelujah dance around the house for a minute or two, and then you’ll just settle in and get shit done.
From impossible to blindingly obvious in one half hour.
This sounds almost absurdly easy.
But I promise, if at the end of a half hour you aren’t significantly unstuck – with a keen understanding of what the real problem is, a confident decision of what to do next, and a measurable increase in ease and creativity – then I’ll refund your money.
I have faith in my super-powers. And your ability to move the world once you find that lever and the place to stand.
Ready to break the blue-balls logjam? Click the button, pay $100, and relief is on its way!
How much time have you lost trying to work past a blockage? The faster you get unstuck, the more time and money you save. It’s science.
Ready to break the logjam?