Santiago built the world’s loudest stereo.
It wasn’t just a loud stereo, though. It was also the stereo with the roundest tones, the most powerful heart-pounding bass, the most tear-inducing clarity on the high notes. This was a stereo to make the gods weep.
Santiago strode out to share his gift with the world. His heart was trip-hammering with excitement, anticipating the joy and appreciation of passersby as he serenaded them with selections from his favourite heavy metal band, Black Sabbath. They would throw bouquets, buy him a hot dog, get their names tattoo’ed across their ankle. Who wouldn’t want to hear War Pigs shaking the concrete with absolutely perfect clarity and menace?
Ah, Santiago, we all know this won’t go well.
The group waiting at the bus stop were profoundly unimpressed by the strains of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.
One man in a suit actually walked down the road to the next bus stop to get away.
Santiago was perplexed and hurt. Maybe it was a bit too loud? His mother had always told him that she didn’t like the way the bass shook the walls. So Santiago turned down the bass, losing the counterpoint of Paranoid. It sounded awful without the bass riff.
Perhaps knocking down the treble would help? Now the guitar solo was a muddy warble instead of a clear slicing, but the people weren’t looking as upset by the music.
Encouraged – there must be a way to make these people enjoy Sabbath, of course there must – Santiago played around with the settings. Eventually, all that came out of Santiago’s beautiful stereo was a low muttering. It didn’t sound like anything, let alone Black Sabbath.
This is not the end of the story. (Although often it is.)
Close to tears and feeling a great void inside, Santiago went to the town centre and said, “To hell with it.”
Every setting was cranked to its most glorious maximum, and Santiago ecstatically played air guitar as the stereo pumped music into the world.
Then a teenage girl with four piercings and a System of a Down t-shirt walked up and said, “Hey, isn’t that Snowblind?”
Santiago nodded so hard his head nearly came off. “Yes, how’d you know?”
“Oh, System of a Down covered this song. I have everything they’ve ever done.”
“Do you know Black Sabbath?”
“No. Is their stuff good?”
And it was.
Very few people like your best work.
(Or Black Sabbath.)
Every time you try to adapt, tone it down, make it palatable to most people… you get more and more boring.
The majority still don’t like your work, and the glorious few can’t connect with it. (If the industrial metal girl had heard the stereo with all the settings on low, would she have recognised it?)
Can you afford not to turn all your dials to eleven?
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