What is a grue, anyway?
You tell the withered old crone that you need some more time to figure this out. She shrugs and opens a can of Diet Pepsi.
You know that to venture into the cave without a light would be madness, and you won’t win the light until you have a pretty-good answer to the Questions of The Cave. You sit on a rock to think.
The withered old crone sidles up to you and says, ”Psst. Do you want some help with this whole Cave-Question thang?”
You say Hell yeah I do and she gives you a scroll with magical embedded hyperlinks. It says:
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