Outside the cave

What is a grue, anyway?

Probably not the grue.

You tell the withered old crone that you need some more time to figure this out. She shrugs and opens a can of Diet Pepsi.

You know that to venture into the cave without a light would be madness, and you won’t win the light until you have a pretty-good answer to the Questions of The Cave. You sit on a rock to think.

The withered old crone sidles up to you and says, ”Psst. Do you want some help with this whole Cave-Question thang?”

You say Hell yeah I do and she gives you a scroll with magical embedded hyperlinks. It says:

Hey there, adventurer.

Here are articles, products and services to help you answer the Questions of the Cave.

Also, you should totally sign up for the special Rise and Shine newsletter for explorers of The Cave.


Much love,
Your Mystery Helper

If you want to pretend you’ve figured out the answers already so you can see how the rest of the story goes, click here. (But sign up for Rise and Shine first, adventurer.)