A winner is you!
You answer the Questions of The Cave. The withered old crone hollers joyfully and suddenly is revealed as a buxom lass in a hoochy-cooch outfit. She beams radiantly at you and hands you a lit torch.
Armed with light, you enter the cave and begin to walk. You see the deep distant glow of dragonfire and hear the party of adventurers arguing about who forgot to bring the shield.
The paladin approaches you with a hopeful look on his face. Does he want you to… slay a dragon?
Jiminy jeepers, let’s get outta here. Click to escape the paladin and get out of this cave.