The Adventure Begins!

Welcome, adventurer!

You have entered the exciting world of the Choose Your Own Business Adventure. Where YOU choose…

Wait, I’m about to directly quote the Choose Your Own Adventure books I devoured as a child. And that’s probably a bad idea, legally speaking.

Like those marvellous books, you’re in charge. Use this adventure to figure out where your business is at, and be rewarded by a cornucopia of free and paid resources to assist you in your next epic quest.

And now, turn the page scroll down past the picture to begin…

The Cave

Before you stands a huge dark cave. Light does not penetrate beyond the bones and rusted chainmail lying in the entrance. You can hear chitinous skittering sounds and realise with dread: it is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Signs painted on cardboard boxes are nailed up outside with railroad spikes.

The first sign says, WHY DOES THIS BIZ NEED TO EXIST?

The second sign says, WHO IS THIS BIZ FOR?

The third sign says, WHAT DOES THIS BIZ OFFER?

The fourth sign says, HOW WILL PEOPLE FEEL WHILE INTERACTING WITH YOUR BIZ?

A withered old crone approaches. She asks, ”Adventurer, do you know the answers to the Questions of The Cave?”

If you know the answers to the Questions of the Cave, click this link.

If you have no fucking idea, seriously, click this link.